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J-woww’s implants endorse cosmetic products now
Here’s J-Woww of Jersey Shore with her plastic surgeon last night (who specializes in turning fake tits into freaks of nature so they can act better in reality shows) endorsing his new product Cosmetic Surgeon In A Jar and we can only guess he convinced her to do so by telling her it does a [...]
Holly Madison really gets St.Patrick’s Day
Holly Madison captured the very meaning of St.Patrick’s Day yesterday, which was to celebrate a saint who converted the Irish to Christianity by using the Shamrock with its three leaves as a symbol of the Holy Trinity. To elaborate, she used green midgits as armrests, played with beer pongs, sucked on green lollipops and flashed [...]
Ok, so Jason Trawick is still getting paid to have sex with the mentally challenged
Here’s Britney Spears wearing a silk diaper with the store tag still hanging from it during a solo shopping trip to Sunset Plaza in L.A yesterday, proving our theory that the only way Jason Trawick can still look at himself in the mirror without bursting in tears and smashing it into a thousand pieces (the [...]
Miley Cyrus received hate mail over gay marriage comments
Because Miley Cyrus has a direct line to Jesus and knows exactly what he approves of (she hangs up the phone and pretends she can’t hear it ringing when using the stripper pole) she took to her Twitter account last year to announce her support of gay unions. Which would have been fine had she [...]
Octomom and her kids faced with foreclosure
According to TMZ, octomom Nadya Suleman and her 14 kids may become homeless … because she’s fallen behind on mortgage payments to the tune of more than $450,000 … this according to the person who holds the note on the property.
Octomom bought the La Habra, CA house in March, 2009. The seller, Amer Haddadin, transferred [...]
Heidi Montag fires psychic manager just after one week
And guess what? The psychic did not know about it until he read it on the internet which proves we were right all along in thinking he was scamming her (read: skills of persuasion not too important with blow-up dolls). If the guy was truly legit, he would have predicted Heidi would turn into latex [...]
Half-naked photo of first lady of France for sale to the highest bidder
French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s arm candy, Carla Bruni is having her 1992 bare ass up for auction. Which, considering the two have been in the midst of a variety of sex and infidelity scandals as of lately, won’t even get them to raise an eyebrow (well, at least that’s a certainty for Carla who eats [...]
Simon Cowell calls in the FBI after hackers raid his record label’s top tracks
According to British tabloid The Sun, Simon Cowell has turned to the FBI to stop hackers from stealing his label’s tracks.
Computer whizzes have recently ramped up their raids on his Syco label, part of Sony BMG.
Alexandra Burke’s upcoming single has been stolen and uploaded to illegal file-sharing sites, as has new material from [...]
Jersey Shore’s Snooki basically killed a teenager
RadarOnline is reporting that Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was criminally charged for selling booze to minors at a party at her house back in 2004– a party that ended with the tragic drunk driving death of one of her classmates. The only thing we can add to this is that we’re happy to see [...]
Jesse Sames apologizes to Sandra Bullock and his kids
Jesse James has broken his silence and issued an apology Thursday to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three children, taking full responsibility for the heartbreak the recent reports of his affair with a stripper/porn star named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee have caused.
In a statement provided to PEOPLE, he says:
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue [...]
More of Jesse James’ Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
Because we can’t get enough of heavily tattooed, slutty women who have sex with married men, here’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s “resume” as it was posted on a dirty girl webcam site called SoCalGlamourGirls.com (she also has 2 kids in grade school, but that was not deemed pertinent info for those looking to soil their webcams [...]
We swear we’re having sex. Now can you please watch our movie?
Here’s Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston at the New York premiere of their movie The Bounter Hunter last night, still pretending they have sweaty and passionate sex that leads to them falling asleep in each others arms every night. Which is completely unbelievable come to think of it, not because his penis has Attention Deficit [...]
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