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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt together at the Super Bowl
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want us to know that they’re still in love (aka, not at the point where they hide behind opposing barracks and try to kill each other by throwing hand grenades made out of orphan heads) by showing up at a sport event Angelina has as much interest in as Pitt [...]
Jennifer Aniston gets to have Gerard Butler bang her as her birthday gift
Apparently Jennifer Aniston finds Gerard Butler’s way with women (to elaborate:meeting strangers on the street while jogging, stopping for 60 seconds to catch breath and managing to fit in a make-out session, or having intercourse with Lindsay Lohan, obviously insensitive to the fact that the 10-second rule with food that falls on the floor does [...]
Marisa Miller and Olivia Munn at Celebrity Beach Bowl 2010
DirecTV’s 4th annual Celebrity Beach Bowl was played Saturday, Feb. 6 in South Beach and Marisa Miller and Olivia Munn were there to make tackling a lot more painful (see guys impaling the sand with their massive erections as they try to see what it would feel like to dry-hump them for three seconds). Marisa [...]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go primal on each other
We hear Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a fight at Crown Bar on Thursday and started throwing things at each other including bottles, DJ equipment, needles, strap-ons, and a very large vibrator Lindsay had in her purse in case of emergency, that being not finding someone to spend some quiet time in the [...]
More of Lorraine Nicholson and AnnaSophia Robb in bikinis
Here’s Jack Nicholson’s daughter, Lorraine Nicholson and AnnaSophia Robb playing around and having a good time in their bikinis as they film “Soul Surfer” and what we’ve just done here is give you a comprehensive summary of the movie…except there’s also a shark and it eats AnnaSophia’s arm and then she struggles to get back [...]
Blake Lively celebrated Superbowl the proper way
Blake Lively and her boyfriend Penn Badgley were down in Miami Sunday getting ready to participate in the Superbowl festivities, and by that we mean Blake putting on a tiny bikini, giving Penn lap-dances, making out with him on the balcony and then giving him a super-bang to celebrate The New Orleans Saints victory…which is [...]
Mischa Barton still way more into baked goods than into saving her career
Here’s Mischa Barton out on a shopping spree in Beverly Hills last week and we can only assume she bypassed all the high-end boutique stores and went straight to a back-alley Goodwill store where she found this flowery mess she was wearing. Because there is absolutely no way with the 20,000 some thousand dollars she [...]
DWTS finalist Warren Sapp arrested for trying to choke girlfriend
NFL standout and Dancing With the Stars season 7 runner-up Warren Sapp was arrested Saturday accused of attacking his girlfriend of two years at Miami Beach’s Shore Club hotel.
Police were dispatched to the hotel after Sapp’s girlfriend, not named by authorities, called to report the 5 a.m. attack around noon. She was later taken to [...]
Lady Gaga:how cocaine and LSD drove her gaga
Crazy pop queen Lady Gaga has revealed in her biography that she was so addicted to cocaine she believed it would eventually kill her.
Gaga told how she would lock herself in her room snorting “bags and bags” of the drug to get inspiration for her music.
She also confessed that she got dangerously [...]
Anne Hathaway in GQ actually looks attractive
To be honest, we always thought Anne Hathaway was attractive-ish and that the only men who would climax from looking at her pictures were dentists and oral hygienists (or gay guys with a Joker fetish). After checking out these latest GQ pictures though, we have to admit she looks damn good. So good in fact, [...]
Kate Moss had one of those nights again
Here’s Kate Moss drunk as a skunk coming out of the Ivy Club in Notting Hill, London earlier this week with her fly open and a whitish powder sitting pretty next to it. Now, before you rush to conclusions that a midget with a dripping nose tried to make his way through her fly in [...]
Terrorists use Shauna Sand’s breasts as bomb pouches
Hey, did you hear the news about terrorists recruiting women and implanting bombs in their breast implants? Well, here’s Shauna Sand at the Miami airport and we’re pretty sure terrorists saw her huge sawn-on areolas and thought a detonating device could easily be inserted without surgery…just a good pocket knife to cut through the seamstress’s [...]
