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Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s runs out of dress, right boob left cold and exposed
We must have died and gone to heaven…or heaven on earth, which is a backstage toilet seat at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley showed up at the Collaborating For A Cure Dinner last night and got noticed. Sure, with face and body like that, it’s not hard, but her exposed boob assured maximal [...]
This amazing ass moment brought to you by the Victoria’s Secret fashion show
Well what words can be written that these photos can’t better describe. Another year, another Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and as sure as this recession means shitty Christmas gifts this year, if any at all, these photos should bring bring a nice ‘load’ of Christmas cheer to all with a dangling mistletoe.
Hayden Panettiere is into pleasing machine guns
Here’s Hayden Panettiere giving fellatio to a weapon for Tyler Shields new book “The Dirty Side of Glamour,” and aside from the news that giving inanimate objects a BJ is one of her hobbies, we think this is pretty patriotic. After all, what’s better than giving a little perk-me-up to the people AND objects who [...]
Pamela Anderson’s still trying to scare the cashiers into giving her free groceries
Here’s Pamela Anderson without her arsenal of concealer, base, font de teint, powder, blush, false eye lashes, mascara, liquid eyeliner, eye brow pencil, eye shadow, bronzer and of course old-hag friendly camera flash (our knowledge of female weapons of deceit were obtained through true manly means, aka, have banged a make-up artist who was really [...]
Forbes:Will Ferrell most overpaid actor in Hollywood
Funnyman Will Ferrell and British actor Ewan McGregor on Wednesday headed a Forbes.com list of Hollywood’s most overpaid stars when looking at the financial returns of their movies.
Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey also made the top 10 tally of actors who cost more to hire than they appear to be worth at [...]
Johnny Depp:World’s Sexiest Man Alive drunk as a skunk (with video)
Johnny Depp was boozing instead of oozing sex appeal as he stumbled out of a New York Bar on Wednesday night and had to be carried to his car by his handlers…Quite intoxicating to watch actually. But let’s give the guy a break. He just signed a $35 million deal to star in the next [...]
To the Vatican:Robert Pattinson is not a deviant moral vacuum;he’s still crying inside for making girl strip
To all those who are ready to burn Robert Pattinson to the stick as a heartless, pasty white smelly vampire, know this:Robert did not spend 5 minutes infront of the mirror high-fiving his dick for managing to get a hot stranger completely naked in front of a lot of people just by asking her to [...]
Horror:the patron saint of fat women will call it quits in 2011.Yeah, Oprah is quitting.
You guys, this is an emotional moment. You mean to say, they’ll be no more “my vajayjay is painin!!”? moments? Oh, no, the urge to go for a double decker with an extra large side of fries is utterly overwhelming. Oprah, help, we can’t do it without you. And we were seriously hopping to get [...]
Lawyer:Tila Tequila is mentally ill;wait, it took a video for him to find that out? (with video)
Apparently Tila Tequila did something which caused her lawyer to publicly admit there’s something seriously wrong with his client. And just when we thought he was about to tell us Tila is going on a humanitarian mission to Angola (where she may or may not hand out food rations with her boob folds), that she [...]
Amy Winehouse Reportedly Went To The Hospital After Breast Implants Leaked
London, England (CNS) – Amy Winehouse has been taken to the hospital yet again, but this time, it’s apparently because of a leaked boob job. The “Rehab” songstress’ father Mitch has hinted that his daughter recently went to a hospital after having problem with her enhanced breasts.
He said on his “Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant” show [...]
Most appaling PDA of the day;Brittany Murphy kissing that;and by that we mean the con artist who plays her husband
Here’s Brittany Murphy and her husband British screenwriter Simon Monjack giving travellers bad gas at LAX on Tuesday as they try to smother an innocent poodle by sandwiching it against Simon’s hairy man boobs. This gag reflex-producing PDA came complete with Simon’s hairy ass crack…because what good is it to gag if you can’t expel [...]
PETA has infiltrated the minds of Page 3 Girls;Keeley Hazell gets naked
At this point, we would like to bow to PETA for its magic powers at turning every airhead whose definition of biggest crisis on the planet is when their photo shoot happens to be scheduled a day before their brazilian wax appointment into a concerned citizen of the world and a freedom fighter of things with sharp teeth and a [...]
