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Aliens kidnap Madonna and replace her with moustached granny

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Nah, it can’t be the stress of the divorce. Madonna just doesn’t have the capacity for deep sorrow. It must be the lack of sleep due to the non-stop sex with 23 Brazilian model Jesus. Either way, Madonna looked haggard and veiny as she stepped out for dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow and her hubby Chris MartinĀ at a London restaurant on Saturday.

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Comments

  1. wow she’s old old, wrinkled up old

  2. Locky Locky says:

    She may be old, but i’d still hit it, mustache and all.

  3. Dee says:

    It’s amazing what Holly Wood labels as beautiful.

  4. Paris Fiston Paris Fiston says:

    Yea, that armpit hair from 1980 has come back to haunt her:)

  5. vodkadonna says:

    oh look its mandonna!

  6. JappyKnees says:

    Geraldo.

  7. Arden says:

    She looks like a tranny

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