Amy Winehouse is one classy lady. Crotch-scratching is one tested way of attracting the opposite sex…which is male urangatangs in her case. So let’s try to see how many things could be going wrong under that bikini: the water in St.Lucia is too salty and it dried her up…her yeast infection is acting up…she forgot to take her antibiotics and her chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphillis are all really flaring up…her crabs and scabies are having a feast…yeap, have decided it’s definitely not the sea water.
In other Amy-related, and sort of crotch-related news, she was seen making out with a local calypso singer named Shayne Ross at a beach barbeque and has even written a song about ditching her hubby for a Carribean lover. Shayne, for the love of god man, don’t forget your quadruple condom shield!!
