Salma Hayek’s cannons in all their Golden Globe glory

We demand to see a death match between Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johannson…that would be a wet dream come true. Somebody should have told us there would be delicious tit action at the Golden Globes so we could have sat down and paid proper attention instead of watching reruns of The Golden Girls. These babies blindsighted everyone who dared to lay eyes on them, even uber hot babes like Megan Fox, who gushed about them.