Alright, so it’s morning and she’s awake…and she’s holding a cup of coffee (but it’s possible, sleepwalkers can purchase things while they still sleep). We’re just trying to explain why Pamela is always with her underwear these days. Other than because it’s the only way to draw some attention to her, that is…But Pamela, for God’s sake, please put your make-up face on. Why scare the good people at Starbuck’s first thing in the morning?
