It has to be a raccoon that caused this wardrobe mulfuntion…or a pissed-off alley rat. Either that, or Miley Cyrus just wanted to play sexy slut and give old retirees on wheelchairs a mild heart attack at the grocery store. And we thought she was pure and innocent. We are shaking from shock and revulsion. BTW, those tights are see-through and our keen eye noticed Ms. Miley was without skirt, so better make that a severe heart attack for the retirees in wheelchairs. Check out the old guys asking her for her autograph. Better leave the see-through stuff to Lindsay Lohan, darling. At least she’s of legal age…and more importantly she’s a lesbian so she doesn’t care if old guys drool at the sight of her ass.
