Heidi: Spency, i’m feeling down, really down.
Spencer: Why’s that sugar muffin?
Heidi: Well, pumpkin, it’s been a while…you know…
Spencer: Ahh, you mean sex? Well, but you know i just finished with my period sweet cake.
Heidi: Not that you idiot! It’s been a while since anyone took my picture and it’s bumming me out.
Spencer:So what can we do to fix that?
Heidi: Well, i have an idea. Since everybody’s attention is on the prez inauguration, why don’t we put on our support t-shirts and go out for a bike ride? Someone is bound to see us and take our picture!
Spencer: But Heidi aren’t you forgetting something? You voted for McCann and you kinda hate Obama.
Heidi: Shut-up you moron, this town has a very short-term memory. No one will remember. Now get your knee pads and let’s get going!
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