Amy Winehouse:Baywatch skank with a rescue mission

Ok, so this photograph is photoshopped, but the story is true. According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse managed to get out of her daily haze while at the beach in St.Lucia and actually dragged a “sort of drowning” woman to shore where she proceeded to clean her wounds!

Louise Williams, told the newspaper: “A six-foot wave caught the boat and I went flying and hit a rock. “Amy was on the beach 20 metres away and she ran across immediately and said, ‘Let’s have a look at you.’ “She picked me up and took me across to the showers and was constantly asking, ‘Are you all right?’” Amy then washed the gashes clean, ran to get fresh towels and wrapped her in them. Later in the day, proud Amy posed proudly with her rescued victim.

Ok,  she didn’t actually save the woman, so she doesn’t qualify for the Baywatch heroine medal, but a career in saving distressed swimmers at St.Lucia wouldn’t be a bad thing. After all, she looks so good in that red bikini we can look at her all day long (that is if we’re on a mission to burn our retinas).