Pamela Anderson is dirty laundry in England

Ahh, yes, please throw her into one of those massive washers and don’t forget the bleach. Because we sincerely think that’s what Pammie really needs these days: a good industrial-strength wash.

Alas, it’s only a photoshoot from her unlikely match with weirdo British designer Vivienne Westwood (pictured here with her century-younger boyfriend). The picture is one of many for the Spring/Summer 2009 Campaign shot by the same guy who shot Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham (yes, the guy goes around and is a pure genius at turning skunks into sexy, alluring vixens).

Also check out Pam in London with more clothes on than we’ve seen in the past few months. We guess sub-zero London temperatures required a bit more fabric (although her breasts might have ended up with frostbite by the end of the night). Amazingly enough and despite the cold, she managed to keep her nipples from exploding through the dress which just goes to show Pam is an all around talented and savvy chick (in the boob area, that is).