Tommy Lee gets cozy with Victoria Silvstedt’s cannonballs

Tommy Lee was not a very good DJ at the VIP Rooom in Paris. In fact, he sucked. And the reason was Victoria Silvstedt’s breasts which she threw at him on every occassion. Tommy kept leaving his station to go cuddle with Victoria sparking rumours the two might be doing more than cuddling pretty soon. Victoria was also spotted with two very suspicious bandages on her knees. We’re guessing it’s carpet burns or knee liposuction. One or the other, because, intelligent as we are, we know for a fact that a fall can’t produce identical cuts on both legs. We’re hoping it’s carpet burns…because its much more interesting…and doesn’t shatter our fantasies about Victoria…