Jessica Alba wraps up her ass crack with a bow

Jessica Alba is trying really hard to convince herself and everyone else that she’s just a loving, devoted mother who loves nothing more than to spend countless hours with her infant daughter at the playgrounds of L.A. And that she may be, but now, thanks to the denim company that made these low-riders, we know there’s so much more than meets the eye. What’s that saying, “loving mother in the kitchen, little slut in the bedroom”…or something to that effect. So Jessica, you’re really not as uptight as we thought you were. Good for you…and for Cash.