Jennifer Connelly might want to throw away these pictures from the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You and just keep the f**k me shoes. They will forever remind her of her Dynasty style padded sequin disaster of a dress and the day her right leg was found in the north pole and the left in the south. We are honestly, very, very sad because we actually think Jennifer Connelly is a true beauty. But we can’t appreciate her beauty when the face is sitting on the torso of a fasting scarecrow…ts, ts, ts…another one bites the calorie-free dust.
man. chop her ass up for kindling.