Penelope Cruz is not an expert in see-through fashion

You’d think the one time Penelope Cruz decided to show us some under-the-clothes skin it would actually be sexy. Alas, the result is rather disappointing. Darling, if your intention is to play a little bit of peekaboo, then make sure you wear a black lacy bra (or no bra would be more preferable to us), and not a sensible, skin-colored padded one…oh, and make sure your pants don’t have steak sauce stains (or whatever they were feeding you on the plane) on them.