Scary Spice wants you to know canned tomato is the best workout tool

Alright girls, on my count let’s start pumping some serious iron. Come on Kathie, i know these canned tomatoes can be really heavy, but visualize the end of the road girl…visualize your toned, beautiful abs and your ironboard stomach…come on, hang in there, i believe in you.

Or some other crap to that effect…because at the end of the day, it is a load of crap. Celebrities with trainers and thousands of dollars worth of machines making loads of money from workout videos that show obese, couch-potato housewives that pantry items will help them achieve their dream body…if they manage not to eat them before the end of the workout routine.

One of these celebrities turned-workout-guru is Melanie Brown who went on the “Today” show to promote her own holy water “Totally Fit:Bel B” and got Kathie Lee Gifford so excited at the end of the show she had to change her depends (straining with “weights” diminishes her bladder control).