At last, Pamela Anderson has embraced her roots and is moving to a place that will finally allow her to pee outdoors. Pamela is reportedly living in a mobile home with new lover Jamie Padgett, who is a surfer and electrician, in Malibu.
A source said: “Pam is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated.”
Pamela, who falls in “heat” faster than a horny stray dog during mating season, is said to have fallen “head over heels” with Jamie because of his clean living ways. A friend said: “She is more in love than I have ever seen her before. He’s a totally moral, nice, normal guy. She is completely head over heels.”
We predict a lavish wedding at the Cove Trailer Park by the end of February…beer cans will be used as decoration in place of rose petals and porta-potties will be providing the guests with the necessary relief.
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