Police alert:anorexic woman steals department store dress

Aside from the obvious question (does Samantha Ronson hold Lindsay’s hair back as she expunges her daily food intake into the toilet bowl), is Lindsay Lohan turning into a shoplifter or is starving already destroying some of her memory cells and thus, she can’t remember to pay before exiting a store with an item. Check her picture with Mathew Williamson (here at his fashion show in NY) where the security tag is still attached to the bottom of this misshaped dress number she has on…ts, ts, ts…as if the bones did not provide enough fuel for gossip.

We’ve also attached earlier pics of Lindsay doing some shopping in her see-through shirt and tights (which once upon a time provided a show worth seeing). She did look frazzled and confused though, so maybe this is the store that ended up missing one of their dresses…