Tony Romo takes his cow to graze for Valentine’s

Sorry, a bit hursh, but we couldn’t help it. What was Jessica Simpson thinking (here out to dinner for Valentine’s in NYC)? That wearing a giant moo moo would help disguise her recent weight gain?

Darling, even pregnant women close to kicking that kid out don’t dare wear this thing…wait a second…did we just say the word “pregnant”…is our always alert subconscious (because our conscious is rather unconscious today from too much drinking the night before) trying to tell us something??