Solange Knowles’s dehydrated nipple has recovered

Solange Knowles is not only clueless when it comes to fashion, she’s also clueless about her boob deciding to leave the trenches and show itself to the enemy (here at the Toni Maticevski fashion show). But let’s be mercyful and blame it on the massive dehydration she was suffering from. After all, the poor girl did faint at LAX  airport on her way home from New York Fashion Week and was rushed to the hospital where she was administered with IV.

This is what she had to say about the fainting incident on her Twitter page:

“Woke up to 8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!…”Guess I passed out! Scary. Hooked up to IV now. Apparently I’m super dehydrated.”

Solange said she began to feel ill after she took some cough medicine. “I took a Nyquil, and I think maybe I’m getting high off it because I’m not sleeping,” she wrote. “Everything’s movvvvviinnngg slooooowww, LOL.”

Concerning her nipple show, this is what she had to say: ”I always wear undies, never been carried out of the club drunk, I won’t even pose for King or any ‘eye candy’ type shoots, and now look,” she wrote. “My sh– on display for all the world to see. I’m wearing turtlenecks for the rest of the year, gosh dammit.”

We are happy to tell you Solange is fine now and resting at home and her tour will be launched this Sunday, Feb. 22 as planned. And we can be certain of 2 things: she will be drinking lots of water and will be dressed in a hijab dress (aka muslim cover to preserve female modesty).