Just like every 50 year old woman who is dating a 20-year old boy out there, Madonna is feeling the pressure to stave off decomposition. But the task is a hard one, and drastic measures, such as building-grate sanding have to be employed (here pictured with a raw face a few days before the Oscars).
Combined with $1000 creams that promise to show off skin that is more inviting than a college girl’s titties and no wonder Madonna showed up looking like she just had sex with a 20-year old (wait, but she did) at the Vanity Fair party. She was also prepped for a good fight though (judging from the bulging muscles) with anyone who dared make a joke about her and her new love. Ofcourse, we’re adamant it’s not love, but blood lust…because we know when the poor boy is sleeping she goes for the neck…
April 15, 2009 at 5:44 am
The style of writing is very familiar to me. Have you written guest posts for other blogs?
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