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Madonna sheds her komodo dragon skin in time for the Oscars

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Just like every 50 year old woman who is dating a 20-year old boy out there, Madonna is feeling the pressure to stave off decomposition. But the task is a hard one, and drastic measures, such as building-grate sanding have to be employed (here pictured with a raw face a few days before the Oscars).

Combined with $1000 creams that promise to show off skin that is more inviting than a college girl’s titties and no wonder Madonna showed up looking like she just had sex with a 20-year old (wait, but she did) at the Vanity Fair party. She was also prepped for a good fight though (judging from the bulging muscles) with anyone who dared make a joke about her and her new love. Ofcourse, we’re adamant it’s not love, but blood lust…because we know when the poor boy is sleeping she goes for the neck…

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  1. The style of writing is very familiar to me. Have you written guest posts for other blogs?

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