Shauna Sand is a Hells Angels member

Come on, isn’t her uniform a dead giveaway? Shauna Sand is sooo ready to ride with the bearded boys…and they may not give her a bike to ride, but they will let her “massage” their sore spots afterwards.

But let’s get serious…Shauna had to pretend to ride a scooter so she could give everyone a visual of her crotch. You see, she was at the Serendipity Gifting Suite and she felt guilty for all the free goodies she got (or stole, this point is still uncertain – she did bring the kids along to help carry more stuff out to the van) so she throught she had to give something back.

And let’s not forget to talk about those shoes, because they are great multi-taskers. They have been literally everywhere. They were on the beach in Miami, in strip clubs, out for dinner, to the bank, waiting for the bus and now they rode a scooter…what a bargain for her 24.99!

Aren’t her kids adorable though? That’s how mommy used to look before she embraced the inflatable doll-who got sprayed by a skunk with orange piss-look.