Vicky goes to martial arts

Victoria Beckham’s kids are frequent clients of the XMA World Headquearters in North Hollywood, where they pay a hefty price to learn to beat the crap out of papa when he scores zero in his soccer matches (the norm these days, so he’s in for a good beating). The center specializes in the kind of extreme martial arts that you see in movies (think a hundred midgit Jackie Chan’s on steroids and you know what’s going on inside this place).

So when it’s that time to take her kids to XMA, Victoria decides to dress down for the occasion and chooses Louboutin, Chanel and Hermes. Now kids, you’ve been at it for a while, so you must have learned something at the center…so do us all a favor: gently (because she’s your mom after all), but swiftly (slow evokes more pain) pull that stick out of your mommy’s ass…thank you…