We believe overall, the news are positive on this one. Think about it, with Adriana Lima we had digested her engagement news and we were sort of expecting it.After months of psychotherapy, we managed to convince ourselves that all good things must come to an end, so when she announced she got eloped on Valentine’s day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming with NBA fiance Marko Jaric we took it like men (although we were disappointed that when she wrote on her blog “I’m so happy inside and i want to spread my love” that didn’t translate to one last nude spread).
But, just when we were thinking that all hotties were taken by undeserving men, here comes Megan Fox to give us hope by splitting with 90210 drifter Brian Austin Green. And had we been more alert we would have realized it was coming after reading her GQ interview back in November when she said “IF it happens (meaning the wedding) it will be very low-key and quick and unplanned”.
Maybe Megan took our hearfelt (and loinfelt) advice to dump Brian (well, after seeing pictures of him letting her soak in the rain while he was keeping the umbrella for himself we literally burst into tears because of the unfairness of it all…here we were ready to clean the dirt under and inbetween her toenails with our tongue if she asked us to and the guy wouldn’t even shield her from the elements).
Either way, now she is up for grabs and although we would like to say, may the best man win, there is a chance that the best woman may win (well, we do know she is openly bisexual and in one of her recent red carpet appearances she did lust after Salma Hayek’s luscious boobs). That would be tragic…unless she invited us to watch…that would make our wounded pride heal a lot faster.
And speaking of Megan Fox, check her out at the Elle Magazine photoshoot.
