Paris gets feeled up twice at the same party

Paris must really want to see her very own Paris-Barbie out on the Target and K-Mart shelves…we just can’t figure out why else she’d be willing to let Mavel CEO David Maisel feel her up at the Patrick Whitesell CAA bash (because Paris is not the kind of girl who is willing to let an old guy touch her because he is famous or rich or powerful).

BTW, Mr. Maisel had an excellent view of Ms. Hilton’s boobs while sitting next to her at the party, which would explain why he sat with her through half the event, enduring the smoke she was sending his way(yes, she engaged in sinful activity that evening, smoking cigarettes).

So how do we explain the Tila Tequila hugging and kissing episode? Well, Paris is just that kind of nice, generous girl who would not put down someone just because they started their careers as reality TV sluts. And in a way, it reminds Paris of her own humble beginnings…wait, does that make Tila Tequila a Paris Minnie-me?