Amanda Bynes gets tipsy in her pink nightgown

Have you ever wondered why celebrities are always seen holding the arm of an unknown friend when leaving a nightclub? It’s not because they love them so, it’s because they don’t want their face to have a first degree encounter with the pavement if left to manage the art of walking on their own. And that’s because they have the will and strength of a hungry newborn desperate some tittie milk and so they turn on the alcohol faucet and put their faces under it in every club they enter (but in all fairness, it’s only because the booze is free).

And so it seems that these days, all pictures of Amanda Bynes are the same: impossibly short dress (or shirt, not that we mind though), great legs, long flowing hair, friend holding her hand and exiting a club with a confused but very happy face. The only thing different is the color of the dress…because she owes it to the fans to bring some excitement to her pictures.