Katie, Katie…you should have gone into hiding with your daughter when your crazy husband was away promoting his movie. Now he’s back and he’s got nothing to do but to drive you to your grave with his crazy Scientology rules.
And so this time, Tom Cruise has decided it is time for a second child, but before implanting his holy seed into Katie Holmes, her planting pot must be purified via a strict detox diet involving mainly herbal drinks and..colonics…all courtesy of Scientology Second Dynamic, a book that advises on conception and marriage.
The diet, combined with Katie’s filming of her new movie The Extra Man are pushing her to the edge. Onlookers were shocked to see Kate out to dinner Saturday night, looking frail and disheveled with greasy hair, no make-up and only a couple mint-painted fingernails. Rumour has it that she also missed the Oscars because she was feeling exhausted and lethargic.
