Paris Hilton nightclubbing with her new boyfriend

Is it a surprise that everyone knows about Paris Hilton’s new boyfriends minutes after she declares them her new puppy and passes on to them her gift of oral herpes (sorry mom, meant to tell you first, but you know, i do have to keep my media machine running – don’t worry, he’ll be gone anyway when the new season of BFF starts and i have something else to be in the news for)?

Anyhow, happy as valey grass grazed by cows, Paris and her new boytoy Doug Reinhardt were seen leaving Teddy’s Nightclub on Saturday night after returning from their trip to Tokyo where Paris promoted her clothing brand Samantha Thavasa.

For those that don’t know who Doug Reinhardt is (other than a guy who thinks sleeping with Paris will up his stock value and maybe get him another gig other than The Hills) he is a minor league baseball player in the Baltimore Orioles currently recovering from a bad knee (and Paris is just the remedy the good doctor prescribed especially when she lovingly tends to his mid to lower level extremities using her physiotherapist skills she acquired in Life School).