Seriously Kate, you’re almost 30 years old, it’s time you stop rummaging through your mom’s closet for something to wear, especially if you’re going to take a trip to a fashion capital like Milan. It’s unflattering, it makes you look old and matronly and besides…doesn’t that mothball smell bother you? It certainly gives us a rash (not that we’re insinuating anything about trying on our own mother’s clothes…that’s just for trannies…)
