Naomi Campbell has yet to kill her millionaire boyfriend

We have to hand it to Moscow’s “Donald Trump”, Vladislav Doronin. Nine months of sleepless nights next to public enemy #1 and he’s still breathing from his own set of lungs. Could it be that he finally tamed Naomi Campbell?

Judging from the fact that these two are always vacationing in some hot spot(currently in Miami) we believe we’ve figured out the how. If you keep her too many hours in the sun she’ll get the lizard-syndrome and she’ll become lethargic and unable to attack. At the same time, a good dose of sunshine enhances horniness and so she will lazily surrender to Vladislav’s love-making (again under the sun because it’s too dangerous to take her into a dark room – her thirst for blood may be awakened).

BTW, there are rumours these two will marry sometime in the summer. He is one brave man that one…but you don’t become a millionaire czar unless you’re willing to put your head in the lion’s mouth…