Britney is a Circus Freak

For those looking to entertain themselves with a strip and grind show mixed with a circus spectacle as impressive as perhaps Cirque du Soleil and are perfectly fine with lip synching for its entire duration (90 minutes) then Britney Spears’s Circus tour is just for them.

Britney opened her tour in New Orleans and left those of us that actually care about music feeling like we’ve been to a restaurant with great appetizers and a shitty main course. Don’t get us wrong, grinding, crotch baring, whipping and riding a 2-headed male horse (see pics) is all very “stimulating”, but for a different part of our bodies than our ears…and to be honest, she did look sexier in the past, so even that part was left “partly satisfied”.