Drunk Jude Law gets violated by fat lady

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Drunk Jude Law gets violated by fat lady

Published on March 12, 2009 with 7 Comments

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Alcohol seems to work just as well as roofies in the case of Jude Law because he’ll allow anyone to go near his crotch, even desperate, middle-aged fat chicks who’d “grab” the opportunity to feel him up anyday, anytime (this time it was at The Bronx in NYC). Jude, who looked like an inebriated pig playing in the mud with a dozen ugly sows (female pigs for those that need further explanation), barely registered the fact that he was being sexually molested by a hippo posing for a photo. Awesome…or since he’s Sherlock Holmes in his next movie we should rather say, ”this is delightful, isn’t it dear Watson”?

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  1. “desperate, middle-aged fat chicks”,”ugly sows”, “a hippo”. Man, you have issues with women, regardless of their size. Grow up or stay out of the gene pool.

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  2. It sounds to me like Michelle is a GINORMUS Fat body sloth of a ape women herself… Listen up you disgusta hog just because your a chubby mountain pig dosen’t mean we all have to curb our thoughts and slop your troff with words of kindness. You are a hedious stink beast. surley a flab body w/ grilled cheese sandwiches toasing inbetween your scummy fat rolls.. so go and supersize your third or fourth nightly supper you gorillaphant slob hog. oh ya, and don’t the diet coke.

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    • Wow, sounds like someone’s got issues… LOL

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  3. *yawn*

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  4. Jude’s Watson; RDJ is Holmes.

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  5. you know she’s too fat when she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo

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  6. i didn’t like to see this pictures. But u are being mean…

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