Slap-happy Lilly Allen attacks paparazzo

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Slap-happy Lilly Allen attacks paparazzo

Published on March 13, 2009 with 5 Comments

Lily Allen Attacking The Paparazzi!!! (USA AND OZ ONLY)

British songbirds are so classy, aren’t they? Forget about just giving the finger, they go straight to punching, kicking and pulling hair when someone gets on their tits.

And since this particular, unfortunate photographer had the bad luck of seriously getting on Lilly Allen’s braless titties by accidentally hitting her car with his own, he took the beating of a lifetime in return…and he took it like a man faced with a raging bull yearning for a shot at his nutsack:paralysed with fear as Lilly cursed, kicked, pulled hair and punched (she also threw a bottle of water at him).

Lilly is now faced with assault charges and if charged her US tour might be a no-go.

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  1. if that bitch kicked me she wouldnt have any fuckin teeth in her fuckin mouth

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  2. lilly u go babe itchie balls ild smash ure teeth in wid me cock b4 u got near here shes a top bird an all dem cunts do is say bad s**t to make ya react so f**k d paparazi an f**k ure mum the dirty slut

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  3. my balls are so itchy I can’t type

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  4. I’d be pissed off if someone ran into my car (been there, done that), and even more so if he was following me around at the time. I can’t say I blame her for unloading on this guy, whether she had the legal right to or not.

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  5. The picture with the flying water bottle is excellent! Video with sound couldn’t be any more descriptive.

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