Katy Perry hopes to thaw the Russians with her…lollipop

Russia has some of the most beautiful women on earth. But half of them are either prostitutes or somebody’s Natasha (i.e catalogue bride for some fat, balding American or European).

 So it is no surprise that Russian men go goo goo ga ga for a famous, sexy and most importantly rebellious western girl (because after gunning down so many of their mafia competitors, torturing the rest and making every one piss themselves when they put their hands in their pockets, they love nothing more than to surrender to the whippings of someone who’s “kissed a girl” and is not afraid to sing about it).

So here’s to Katy Perry…turning Russian men’s sadomasochistic tendencies  into a beautiful fantasy (here posing for FHM Russia).