Ice-T puts together birthday party for his blow-up doll

Wait, wait…upon closer inspection, blow-up dolls don’t have cellulite and a massive ass so that has to be his horny-for-a-porn movie-role wife Coco (aka Nicole Natalie Austin) and this party must be for her 30th birthday celebration, marking the 21 years in age difference that make this marriage so strong and solid.

Ice-T (58), who must have fallen in love with Coco after discovering her “raw” talent in Dirty Monks (2004 R-Rated Movie), proceeded to make her 36FF implants his in a 2005 wedding ceremony. And ever since, it’s been nothing but wedded bliss as you can witness from these pictures. Question to Ice-T: what were you doing with your zipper while dancing with your fabulous Coco(check pics)?