Bridget Marquardt used to be the girl who Hugh Hefner called into his bedroom only when he accidentally swallowed Viagra and both Holly and Kendra were out shopping for nipple pasties. Thus, being the leftover bunny, she always had to try extra hard to please. And so it is the case with her show Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches (a phenomenon no one can explain, i.e how she actually managed to get her own show)…because let’s be frank: Bridget with her clothes on is public road paved and repaved several times. This means that a normal swimsuit just wouldn’t do; a stripper outfit though and killer heels makes those folds and cellulite much more acceptable.
Personally we would prefer the show to be about Bridget’s sexiest Bridges. Then at the finale, Bridget could give us a climax by jumping off one of them…ouch
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