Pamela Anderson used to be a MILF, now she’s a MILG

Is it really mean and evil to call Pamela Anderson a Mom I’d Like To Gag? Ok, maybe the homicidal fantasy is taking it a bit too far, but when she’s walking around in a Bed And Bath Towel wrapped around her looking like the last time she took a shower was in the 90′s (back when she was responding to a cooties alert) we can’t help but feel we need to lock her up in a basement somewhere (here with her handyman boyfriend shopping for bread in Beverly Hills).

Also check her out at her poor kids’ soccer game in Malibu. We say poor, because they can’t catch a break. When their mom was hot and used to come to their games, no one paid attention to them and their athletic achievements. Now that she looks like a rag doll in Uggs people still don’t pay attention to the game because they are too busy vomiting behind the bleachers.