We all know that celebrities are photoshopped to death before they appear all godly-like in the pages of magazines. So it is only with great pleasure that we witness a slip here and there showcasing their many flows. And one such pseudo-celebrity has a big flow sitting pretty on her giant ass. Kim Kardashian’s cellulite-ridden pictures were briefly posted on complex.com before they were removed and replaced by touched up ones. The buzz and excitement immediately created was bigger than when the Berlin wall fell and so Kim had to say something about it:
So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!”
She continues…
“I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”
However, she makes sure to note that she no longer requires fancy retouching. “At the same time as this Complex shoot, I was gearing up for my fitness DVD and you should see my thighs now!!! Haha!”
Ok, big-bottom girl with the brain of a 10-year old girl (who writes “Haha”???). We so don’t buy the “i’m proud of my body” claim. We know it for a fact you’d be willing to smother yourself in dog poo and and then wrap yourself in cellophane if someone told you it would get rid of your craters. And as for the claim that your thighs are now of Wonderwoman-caliber, that’s also a load of squirrel crap. Cellulite is like a cockroach…it survives a nuclear blast and so your things and butt are still planet Mars in a microscale.
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