Amy Winehouse is a thumb-sucking baboon

We’ve seen her scratching her crotch in public, squatting down to pee (or poo…we will never know) in public, and now sucking her thumb in public. So it is pretty much a universal certainty that Amy Winehouse has fewer genes separating her from jungle monkeys than the rest of us. Now to be fair, the thumb-sucking is probably her way of preventing bad things from going into her mouth (aka blow…and we’ll leave it at that), but we can’t help wondering…when will she start throwing poo at the paparazzi (see classic chimp behavior).

And because we want to enrich your weekend as much as possible, please, do enjoy more pictures of her jungle crotch…because we love you…