Jennifer Lopez on a mission to reduce our national debt

It is a fact that Japanese will buy anything that is marketed to them by Hollywood celebrities, even Gary Busey’s straight jacket…or endocrine system.

So it is no surprise that stars who fail to sell their cheap perfumes, bags and t-shirts in the States  are as eager to market them in Japan as Pamela Anderson is eager to show us her boobs still got it. And although they might get the creeps when those little men stare at them a bit too intensely, they get psyched up by reminding themselves they’re doing this for their country (aka exporting…now if only we could export them…permanently).

And so it is the case with our Jennifer Lopez who put on her 7 inch white heels and talked enthusiastically about her handbag brand Samantha Thavasa to a bunch of over-eager Japanese in Tokyo(as if she would ever be caught alive carrying that cheap bag).