Paula Abdul mistakens Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards for her AA meeting

Paula Abdul looked appropriately dishevelled, out of place and so like she wanted to party like it was 1985  at the 22nd Annual Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards. We understand that at 46 whenever she manages to come back to earth from her booze and anti-depressant haze she remembers she must do everything in her power to kill Kara DioGuardi…erh, we meant stay relevant, but honey, chains and fishnets ain’t cutting it…or could it be she’s just another Jonas Brothers groupie?

And just to recover from the mess that is Paula, here is a sight for sore eyes that is Megan Fox (also attending the same event).