Christmas is over, but Santa forgot one of his little elves behind

Seriously, when you’re in the same altitude and breathing the same level of oxygen as a “little person” and the wind could blow you upwards unless you’re holding a 10lb weight in your expensive bag, why, oh, why would you ever be caught alive in such an outfit? Unless you’re seriously depressed, considering suicide and don’t give a rat’s ass about all the strangers that will make fun of you.

Ashley Simpson(here out in Brentwood) once again reminded us of what a bony ass should realy look like(do not be fooled by imitations)…thank you for that. Now, what’s in the bag? And don’t tell us it’s gym clothes…come on, give up the stocking stuffers…