Articles Posted March 2009
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Paula Abdul mistakens Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards for her AA meeting
Paula Abdul looked appropriately dishevelled, out of place and so like she wanted to party like it was 1985 at the 22nd Annual Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards. We understand that at 46 whenever she manages…
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt living separately in New York
Rumour has it that the relationship between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt is so strained that she’s living alone at New York’s Waldorf Astoria while Brad and their children are renting a house nearby. Now…
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Pammy, the tranny and…the nip&tuck?
Pamela Anderson was attending the Rock Fashion Week in Miami this week where she announced her new clothing line Muse in partnership with designer Richie Rich. Pammy was watching his show wearing a suitably see-throw…
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Stop the press:Paris gets wet for boyfriend;must be true love
Could our eyes be playing a trick on us or did Paris Hilton decide to mess up her “rich heiress pool party” attire so that boyfriend Doug would not get cold? Alas, it is true.…
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Amy Winehouse is a thumb-sucking baboon
We’ve seen her scratching her crotch in public, squatting down to pee (or poo…we will never know) in public, and now sucking her thumb in public. So it is pretty much a universal certainty that…
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Ashlee Simpson got the urge to “fornicate” with hubby at the MTV Australia Awards
Oh, bless’em…Pingu (that’s for Penguin) the Japanese cartoon character and his “Snow White:the Readhead version” wife are so adorable together. And because rumour has it they are having marital problems (read i’m tired of being…
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Courtney Cox is one white-pantied Cougar
Courtney Cox has finally lost it. David Arquette’s Tweedy Bird ties have finally driven her to madness…and so she took the streets of L.A in her robe and granny panties yelling “why me, why me?”.…
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Khloe Kardashian applies for the bouncer position at Bar Delux
Maybe not, but when you’re bigger and more menacing than the bouncers of the club you’re about to enter, you should give it a thought…and we’re willing to bet that even if you were a…
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Mila Jovovich gets dolled up for a visit to the museum
Mila Jovovich decided to temporarily abandon her usual unsexy attires and go for the glam factor for the American Museum of Natural History’s Museum Dance at the Rose Center for Earth and Space last night. Also…
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Girls Aloud Sarah Harding doesn’t want the love
We only really give a rat’s behind about Girls Aloud because Cheryl Tweedy is one sexy bird and so do most of the people out there. So it is with great surprise that we find…
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Nick Nolte is the new spokesperson of Red Lobster
We always knew red goes well with white, but we never appreciated the contrast until Nick Nolte showed us how to show it off in a “devil’s sous chef” kinda way. Either Nick shoved his…
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Madonna to abduct child No.2 from Malawi;oh, and she dumps Jesus
According to The Sun, Madonna is just days away from adopting a second child from Malawi. And in true Madonna style, she insists on a child that again has living relatives who care for it.…
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It’s not the drag queen parade, it’s Kathy Griffin
Well, it’s definitely not the drag queen parade because we can see Kathy Griffin’s camel toe all too clearly…and this is unfortunate…because it is unsightly all wrapped up in frilly granny panties (we take that…
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Rose, Rose, why are thou so prickly?
Talk about a dog biting the hand that feeds it. Rose McGowan got annoyed with photographers following her while she was walking the streets of LA the other day and gave them the finger. Is…
