Stop the press:Victoria Beckham shows off her bunions

It is a fact that Victoria Beckham belongs in the same sisterhood of walking bunions that Paris Hilton belongs to. So it is with great surprise we saw she decided to abandon her masochistic footwear even for an evening and go for flip flops (at her hubby’s soccer game against Slovakia in Webley stadium, London). We’re guessing seeing recent pictures of herself wearing her 7 inch patent-leather Louboutins at the park with her sons made her realize there’s such a thing as being too vain and that she should start donating more…nah, that we just made it…she just realized she needed a few hours with her shrink to help her “come down to earth” in public (aka wear flats for a few hours).