Britney Spears calls in the emergency airbrush genie to banish fat rolls

For those of you out there who are still delusional in thinking that most celebrities are goddesses siting on mount Olympus, here’s a little piece of what we call “spare tires and fat grease made in Hollyland”…and proudly exhibited in Newark, New Jersey.

To explain, Britney’s Circus Tour took her to New Jersey in month and during one of her performances she was pictured with very unflattering fat rolls and stomach cellulite. Not wanting to repeat the same mistake during her campaign, the photoshop experts were called in and after a few abracadabras (and several more key strokes and mouse movements – they had a lot of cellulite to erase) voila Ms. Spears looking like a delicious candy (she’s promoting Candie’s clothing line).

Hey, at least that back-up dancer, Gio, with whom she had a quick affair while her dad was busy making fritters (ok, the guy had to make a business trip) banged her, erh sorry, loved her for who she was. Just a girl with fat rolls lusting after a boy with great abs.