Glenn Close shows off the black hole that is her mouth

Wow, now that’s something you don’t see that often. An esteemed actress showing more talent at something a porn star takes at least a few months to nourish and develop. Those are not hot dogs (but they could be for those with a sick twisted fantasy about Glenn), but carrots, and there are more than a dozen of them in Glenn’s gigantic mouth.

To explain, Glenn Close was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote the second series of her show Damages when she mentioned that her daughter once shoved 42 carrots in her mouth at a family gathering (forget the mom, we want to meet that precious daughter…and maybe marry her?). Jimmy then thought it would be fun to put the mother to the same test. Glenn ended up beating Jimmy who only managed to put 7 carrots in his mouth (and that’s a picture we don’t want to see).