If Dita Von Teese was dead, we are certain she’d be spinning in her champagne glass coffin by now. “Peepshow” is hailed as the new burlesque sensation on The Strip in Las Vegas and has replaced Cirque Du Soleil (guess organizers felt audiences should leave every performance on The Strip with a boner).
Mel B and Kelly Monaco, both previous contestants on “Dancing with the Stars” have now turned it into “Dancing with the Sluts” and are more than happy to take their clothes off and “tease” the audience for the sake of art (at the end of the show Mel B invites members of the audience to put their heads in between her thighs and pretends to be a boa constrictor…no, we’re just kidding).
In “Peepshow,” Mel plays Peep Diva, the mistress of ceremonies. Kelly takes the stage as Bo Peep, “a timid girl who the Diva guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman”. In other words, Mel is the head w***e who trains Kelly to become a w***e. What a lovely storyline…it’s definitely up there with Phantom Of The Opera…
April 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm
MEL B OLD ASS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING,FIXED DWTS WINNER AND FAKE TITTY w***e KELLY MONACO STRIPPING WAS LAME JUST LIKE HER ACTING SOAPS GH,KELLY MOANCO CANT ACT OR DANCE SO SHE SHOWED EHR ONLY TALENT SHOWING HER FAKE TITS AND GIVING MEXCIAN BLOWJOBS BACK STAGE ..over the peepshow was lame
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April 17, 2009 at 1:03 am
I THINK KELLY MONACO ARE BRAVE WOMEN TO TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS THEY ARE EMPOWERING WOMAN ACROSS THE COUNTRY. MEL B IS A GOOD SINGER AS WELL AS DANCER. KELLY MONACO WON DWTS BECAUSE SHE CAN DANCE SHES BRAVE AS HELL TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. YES SHE DIDN’T START OUT SO GOOD BUT SHE WAS ALSO WORKING HER ASS OFF ON GENERAL HOSPITAL (AS I’M SURE YOU KNOW I RECOGNIZE THE NAME ROBERT GUZA) AND LITERALLY PRACTICING ON HER BREAKS AND SHE STILL WON THE SHOW AND NAILED ALL HER GH SCENES AS WELL. I KNOW ALL THE JOKEING THAT GOES ON ON-SET AND IM HOPEING THIS IS SOMEKIND OF JOKE ABOUT HER ACTING AND ALL THE OTHER NASTY THINGS YOU SAID. WHOEVER IS POSEING AS ROBERT GUZA IS AN IDIOT.
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April 18, 2009 at 3:57 pm
f**k YOU BITCH AND YOU PROBABY WONT REPLY AGAIN YOU BUMB FIUCK KELLY IS A USELESS FAKE TITTY w***e YOU OBSESS LOSER
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April 20, 2009 at 10:06 pm
oh so now your steve burton(you wish)! Its funny how u call me an obsessed loser when u are the one going out of their way to pose as her co-workers and u are obviously the same person because you use the same wording in “roberts” reply and “steves” reply plus your sentences dont make sense. So my advice to you is to take a class in English so u can execute a sentence properly and also to take some anger management classes because u sound really angry and last but not least to have the guts to put your REAL name up or r u going to pretend to be
Maurice Benard next????
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April 21, 2009 at 12:32 am
ANGELA IS A STUPID OBSESS BITCH WHO THINKS GH IS REAL,KELLY MONACO IS A USELESS C U NT LIKE HER MOM,KELLY CANT ACT SING OR DANCE SO SHE HAS TO w***e HERSELF OUT FOR ATTENMTION LIKE A CRAZY POSTER ANGELA
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April 22, 2009 at 1:59 am
you my sweet charming oh so smooth with words ladysman are an asswhole! Do I like GH? Obviously! Do I believe its real? No thats reserved for the insane people kinda like you but probably alot nicer. Its funny because I kinda think the way u singled kelly out that you seem obsessed with her you sound like an ex boyfriend that couldnt satisfy her so she dumped you. Oh u poor thing the shame u must feel not being an adequate enough man for her. I really dont think pretending to be friends of hers an spewing every nasty word out there will when her back. I mean u really dont think she reads your digusting filth anyway do you. She has alot better things to do than read reviews online like you and I do. What do the last five words of your rant even mean?you might also want to get a cast list to pick another name from because anyone whose met steve burton like I have knows just by the way he talks about his wife and daughter that he would never use those words u used he has to much class unlike you who so obviously is TRASH. Were u afraid to use Maurice Benards name maybe you think gh is real did u think “sonny” was gonna hunt u down and shoot u. your mom would be so ashamed of you is that why u wont use your real name? Come on man-up
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April 22, 2009 at 11:41 pm
ANGELA YOU STUPID RETARDED OBSESS B ITCH ,ARE YOU WRITING A NOVEL ,KELLY MONACO IS A F UCKING W HORE WITH FAKE TITS AND NO REAL TALENT,SHE WON A FIXED DWTS HAS-BEENS,THE ONLY SHOWS SHE CAN GET ACTING ON IS SOAPS BECUZ SHE NO REAL ACTRESS FOR MOVIES,ANGIE YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU MORON,YOU KEEP DEFENDING A w***e ON A FICTIONAL SHOW U LOSER
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April 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm
O.K. Two things: First, dont ever assume it is ok to call me Angie. See let me explain to your wee mind, we Americans like to reserve r “pet” names (is what we call them)strictly 4 friends,family,and other loved ones we deem worthy.Well, since u hate me 4 doing nothing but calling you out as a poser and defending Miss Monaco as the young TALENTED actress/dancer I believe she is,& since the feeling is much MUCH more than mutual. Tell me which catagory do u think u fall under? Exspecially since I don’t even get to know your given name unless u r still claiming to be “STEVE BURTON” ;please stop spreading your filth using the name of an upstanding person, husband,father, and friend I’m sure. I know u probably keep using his name because u r scared that if u use someone else name u will be busted 4 the poser,loser, that u know u are. Howerver sweetie it is my pleasure to tell u that u don’t have to fear getting busted anymore.Which leads me to my second thing: I found it so interesting & informative that in your latest posting on 22nd it was so funny (I only wish I had seen it when u posted it, it would have made my weekend in West Palm Beach even that much better if that’s possible). Anyways seeing it when I got home today brightend my day so much because it gave me the honor and pleasure to inform u that. u dont have to worry about getting busted because u pretty much busted yourself , u c in your last post u of course called me the usual obsessed loser bitch and called miss monaco much worse (although have u heard her talk? she can give much better than u can dish out) .Anyway u slipped up by mentioning that Kelly had quote “won a fixed DWTS HAS BEENS” the keyword here being “fixed DWTS” funny seeing that “ROBERT GUZA” had said the same exact thing in that very first posting.HMMMMM? Coincidence?I dont think so!!!!!GASP:-o So your gig is up why don’t u just tell your real name c’mon man-up! My main reason in being “obsessed” as u put it with this is to defend Kelly monaco and the names of Robert Guza and Steve Burton and yes I probably get to invested in GH because it is such a great “escape” 4 an hour a day. You should actually try it u might not be such a miserable angry person. I know it is not real but for u to say soap actors suck and can’t be in movies just check out all the a-listers who started in soaps and what the hell have you done lately? Or at all 4 that matter?and yes GH’s cast is the best kick ass group of actors out there.But I’m also obsessed because I’ve never heard someone talk so horribly about women and women they dont even know and it really pisses me off. u even insulted her mom ! Not Cool Not Cool at all:-(
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April 27, 2009 at 11:38 pm
ANGIE OR WHATEVER YOUR REAL NAME IS 1 STUPID CRAZY BITCH,WHAT ARE WRITING A NOVEL YOU OBSESS BITCH.AGAIN THE TRUTH IS KELLY MONACO IS A FAKE TITTY w***e WHO CANT ACT SING OR DANCE,HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME GAVE HER A FIXED DWTS AWARD AND IN PLAYBOY SHOWED WHAT WHITE TRASH SHE IS AND SHE FUCKS DIRTY MEXCIAN DICKS LIKE YOUR MOM,KELLY MONACO IS AN UNFUNNY NO TALENT VEGAS w***e WHO CAN ONLY PLAY A SLUT ON TV..U STUPID ASS LOSER
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April 28, 2009 at 1:24 pm
hey dumbass dont u ever get tired of saying the same thing over & over &over again?Yes I could write a novel because my brain can think of more than just 2 things to say.Seriously its the same thing “Kelly Monaco is a fake titty w***e and I am an obsessed loser bitch” BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!!Are u that ignorant or that pathetic? I c u managed to squeek out “stupid ass” thats new. My congratulations to u, u thought of 2 more words to use today Jethro, and such intelligent and mature words at that.How come u never answer any of my questions? Are you slow?Oh my gosh please let me know if u r “special” because than I would feel bad 4 what I have said. By the way say all the filth your tiny mind can thinkup about me I am free game but dont insult my mother I didn’t mean to insult yours by what I said that was in insult to u not to her and I should not have mentioned her.Leave my mother Kellys mother and everyones mother out of it I think that is probably even beneath u.Well truthfully I dont know if anything is beneath u. Speaking of beneath u, nothing better happen to Kelly Monaco because I have all your psychotic rants saved my dear Jethro.One last thing, r u sure this website made your little “happy face ‘arrow’ on a spring” icon or did u make it as a lifesize portrait of your “manhood”. Dont mention my or anyones mother I implore u to heed this warning. Not as a physical threat as I am not into violence and seeing as how u feel about women I dont think u would hesitate one second to beat my ass up like the disrespectful coward man u are! no not a threat but trust me!!!!
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April 30, 2009 at 12:28 am
ANGIE YOU STUPID C UNT YOUR MOM IS A WHITE TRASH WH ORE LIKE KELLY MONACO AND THEY BOTH SUCK MEXCIAN DICKS AND SHOULD BE HANGED.KELLY MONACO GOT RAPED BY A N IGGA ALONG TIME AGO AND LIED SAID HER DAD DID IT
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April 29, 2009 at 12:57 am
RETARDED ANGIE YOU STUPID c**t BITCH,STOP WRITING A BOOK AND THAT w***e KELLY MONACO SOMEONE RAPE THAT FAKE TITTY SKANK AND HANG HER.ANGIE YOU DUMB FUCKFACE YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOU CRAZY OBSESS BITCH.KELLY MONACO IS A NO TALENTED WHITE TRASH BITCH WHO DIRTY MEXCIANS AND SHE STILL CANT ACT SING OR DANCE AND SHES ABC w***e TO PROMOTE s**t,I SPEAK THE TRUTH YOU SILLY f**k JUST ASK YOUR MOM
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April 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm
^ what a fucktard. Turn the caps lock off douche bag or Ill pwn your ass!
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April 30, 2009 at 11:20 pm
F UCK YOU F AGGOT CHRIS THE CAPS STAYS ON FOR RETARDED BI TCHES LIKE YOU WHO CANT READ THE TRUTHYOUR MOM IS JUST LIKE KELLY MOANCO WHITE TRASH WHO SUCKS MEXCIAN DICKS
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May 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Dont u have anything nice to say about anybody?Do u get off by insulting everybody? I see u changed your “name” again. Are you a woman now do u like dressing in drag?And u think I’m obsessed with GH but u are the one using all their names.You see that Chris used his real name because hes not a pathetic coward like u and your reason for leaving the caps lock on doesn’t even make sense but then again nothing u type does! what is your fascination with mexican dicks u must really love them. your rantings are so monotonous. do u just do this to get people riled up so youll have someone reply back because u keep saying what u know will infuriate me so u probably dont even believe the things u say. Is this the only way u can get attention u poor thing. everything u say is as fake as your name. next time try saying something you really mean otherwise your just pathetic. u are a vile person saying those things about kelly monaco u r so jealous of her its obvious. Do u wear a white hood over your head and face? That makes sense seeing as they r the only ones who would take u in. I dont believe in races but whichever u represent would be so ashamed of u. next time show a little self-respect and courage and use your real name I know you’d still be using Steve Burtons name if I hadnt busted u for the poser u are.I wish Steve Burton, Greg Vaughn,and robert Guza and Rebecca and the rest of kelly friends knew about the filth your saying about their friend
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May 1, 2009 at 10:55 pm
OBSESS F AGGOT ANGIE YOU STUPID BICTH DONT WORRY WHAT NAME I USE YOU DUMB F UCK IT DONT MATTER,WHITE TRASH KELLY MONACO IS A FAKE TITTY w***e WHO SHOULD GET RAPED BY THE SAME DIRTY MEXICANS SHE FUCKS,ANGIE YOU LOSER YOUR MOM SUCKS BLACK D ICK FOR CRACK LIKE YOU.P.S.KELLY ONLY FRIENDS ARE DWTS HAS BEEN DANCERS YOU SILLY TW IT
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May 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH JETHRO:-) You finally did what I wanted and used my name(cause I could care less)instead of the cast list of GH.Those other people dont need some “nobody” screwing up the names they made for themselves.that is why I keep telling the probably (2 at the most) people that read this site what a fake,cowardly,loser u r. How mad u sound in your last post I really must have hit a nerve. Did something I said ring true and u decided to have a little temper tantrum and use big adult words that only make you sound more ignorant.Thats ok just go to your room with your Miley Cyrus posters for an hour and tonight u have to eat all your vegetables like all the other little boys. I really dont think Kelly Monaco is a has been and that her only friends are from DWTS has beens.I’d like u to go up to Emitt Smith IN PERSON not from behind your computer where u are safe u coward. But go up to him and tell him hes a hasbeen.You at least will never b a has been because u have to have been something, anything to be a has been(which is the dumbest term i have ever heard).So dont fret so much(it will give u wrinkles and your face is already a big mess) Jethro u will never b a has been cause u will never b anything.And I’m pretty sure being a has been(as u say) is better then never being anything but some stupid dork cyberbully. Kelly Monaco has alot more friends then u could ever dream of having.Hey I got an idea of something u could do when u and your computer break-up. You could go try to be one of the papparazzi I really think u would b good at it cause their just really nosy,annoying,wanna be celebrities anyway and they know thats the closest they will ever come to being a celeb is by living through the real ones.Perfect dont u think?oh no I forgot I have to go snort my crack now.
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May 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm
RETARDED REDNECKANGIE YOU STUPID B ITCH NO ONE CARES WHAT U THANK AND DO WHAT YOUR DUMBASS WANT JUST ASK YOUR N IGGA d**k SUCKING CRACKHEAD MOM.SO QUIETLY GO TO YOUR ROOM AND WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT KELLY MOANCO BEING A FAKE TITTY WH ORE WHO SUCK MEXCIAN D ICKS YOU LOSER.LIKE KELLY MONACO YOU GOT RAPED BY YOUR DAD 2,YOU NEED HELP YOU OBSESS DUMB F UCK
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May 2, 2009 at 10:27 pm
KELLY MONACO ONLY FRIENDS ARE DRUNK DWTS HAS BEEN DANCERS THAT ARE WHORES LIKE YOU AND THEY SUCK PLENTY OF RICH d**k TO GET ON TV JUST LIKE THAT TRAILER TRASH KELLY MONACO, DID YOU STUPID ASS F AGGOT
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May 3, 2009 at 3:40 pm
ive wasted enough time on your dumb ass and your just not worth it its no wonder your only friend is a computer. see ya asswhole
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May 4, 2009 at 12:23 pm
COME ON ANGIE YOU STUPID RETARDED BITCH YOU HAVE NO LIFE SO YOU OBSESS OVER FAKE TITTY w***e KELLY MONACO NO TALENT ASS,YOU KNOW IM TELLING THE TRUTH YOU ABOUT KELLY MONACO IS WHITE TRASH SUCKING ON DIRTY MEXCIAN D ICKS AND YOUR MOM F UCKING NI GGAS FOR CRACK BECUZ YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS A CRACK PIPE
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July 17, 2009 at 2:21 am
Dickhead
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