Gunfire at Giselle Bundchen’s wedding

This story gave us pose…and confirmed our suspicions that Gisele Bundchen is a secret CIA operative whose good looks are used to divert the attention of her enemies (namely brazilian druglords) away from her true crime fighting intentions.

And we’re guessing the wedding to Tom Brady in Costa Rica was a plan to invite the area’s kingpin and capture him while he was eathing his fried butterfly shrimp. How else can we explain that two poor photographers almost lost their lives for a couple of pictures?

Seriously people, these celebrities are worse than gangsters having their annual conference…their security is lethal.

To explain, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s glam Costa Rican wedding was ”shot-down” by gunfire on Saturday night when security guards hired to keep paparazzi away fired at two photographers as they fled the scene with their film.

According to two spokesmen for the INF photo agency, photographers were hiding in the brush near Gisele’s beachfront home taking pictures of the event when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards.

The photographers, identified as Yuri Cortez and Rolando Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa where they were ordered to surrender their still photos and video. The men refused and fled with the security guards in pursuit. The two ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them, the photo agency said. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.

“No one was hurt but one of their cars was messed up,” the INF spokesman said. The photo agency posted pictures of a photographer standing by an SUV with a shattered back windshield. A second picture shows the photographer holding a bullet.