Lauren Conrad puts worries aside, makes out on the beach

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Published on April 06, 2009 with No Comments

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When your clothing line just went bust and the only thing’s that ever made you money is just about to end (see final season of “Stupid and Talentless People All Live on the Hills”) what is there to do?

Chill out on the beach, occasionally make out with boyfriend and in between “have meetings” with your people to plan your next steps. That’s Hollywood code for “s**t, i got nothing going on, somebody hire me before i burn in the fire of oblivion or before i do something drastic…like taking my clothes off…but first i have to banish this darn cellulite which forces me to wear shorts at the beach…i take that back, no need for extreme measures, i’ll just call Kim’s airbrush people”.

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