Primate learns to ride horse, then celebrates by mating in the jungle bush

Those of you who thought Amy Winehouse would make it back in London without ingesting an entire crack pipe for breakfast, raise your pows. Those of you who estimated she would last about a couple of nanoseconds before she dragged her newly emaciated ass (and sucking thumb) back to the junkie rehab haven of St.Lucia, good call.

And so it is that more and more primate-looking (and behaving) Amy Winehouse is back on the island happily sharing her chlamydia with all the local penises (preferably in the bushes ) and sucking her thumb whenever she hears a female ape call out to her little ones.

Now if only she can remember the english language so she can sit down and write a song or two (although it could be done in chimp sounds…that could be interesting).