Paris Hilton’s dress holds on for dear life at Bravo’s Annual A-List Awards

First of all, let’s pose for a second to ponder on the title of the obscure Award show that insignificant TV channel Bravo has concocted. So it is an A-List Awards event but, unless we were snoozing when Tila Tequila played in a Cohen Brothers movie and Aubrey O’Day was snatched by Harvey Weinstein for his next blockbuster, this is just another excuse for D-List caricatures to prounce around in high heels and get drunk on free champagne.

So back to Paris Hilton who’s become a train of delightful fashion disasters as of lately and seems to be happily oblivious about it (or is it that Doug’s been telling her she looks like a princess no matter what she wears?). Paris almost broke her back bending backwards at the event in an attempt to prevent her ill-fitting pink vomit of a dress from slipping down her ankles and revealing her pigeon eggs.

Also enjoy pics of more “A-Listers” like the Kardashians, Jenny McCarthy, Tori Spelling, Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day, Ana Ortiz, Padma Lakshmi and Mila Jovovich.