Let’s see, what do we like most about Eminem’s new video? Hmm, that’s a tough one.
1) Fat Jessica Simpson eating a burger and doing Tony Romo in uniform by General Lee (Duke’s red car)?
2) Crackwhore Amy Winehouse making out with a Blake version of Eminem in jail (more like making out with her rotten teeth)?
3) Sarah Palin making out with an eskimo and a polar bear?
4) Lindsay Lohan licking Samantha Ronson and being called back to the land of penises?
5) Skunks on parade for a bold Bret Michaels (finally sans the bandana)?
6) Kim Kardashian’s pulsating ass?
or
7) Kim Kardashian put through a meat grinder?
Hmm…Definitely has to be #7. That’s just what we’ve secretly been wishing for, but never got the nerve to say out loud…





April 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
washed up white trash
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